"Well, dead plant. That was an interesting day."
Yeah, he was talking to a dead plant. But hey, Jack reasoned, this was Fandom High. Talking to a dead plant wasn't weird; it would only be weird if it started to talk back. And maybe not even then. He eyed it suspiciously, but it remained reassuringly mute.
Sighing, he lay back in bed. (
This was becoming a habit )